danthetrashcan:

who needed a heart anyways? not me.

sorry phandom….

stevetogers:

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

typicalfeministkilljoy:

do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?

mchaha:

2017 is like 6 months away and I still think 2007 was 3 years ago

  1. me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left
  2. child: can't the ocean just make more of them?
  3. me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head
disgrace-to-humanity:
“flower b o i s
rip ink
”

disgrace-to-humanity:

flower b o i s

rip ink

petitetimidgay:

catsfurever:

get u a girl who cant do either

my time to shine

improvingyourcat:
“ remember meme for centuries
”

improvingyourcat:

remember meme for centuries

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